face-eater

the dresden dolls - good day

fuxxxia: oh man i have the best story

fuxxxia: did i tell you about face-eater?

dennis ATTACKS: nope

fuxxxia: oh man

fuxxxia: you'll love this

dennis ATTACKS: ok

fuxxxia: so my friend's roommate works for animal control in springfield, which is the closest big-ish city to here

fuxxxia: and this friend came into my work on saturday

fuxxxia: and i hadn't seen her in like 4 months

fuxxxia: so i asked how she was

fuxxxia: and she was like "well i think i'm going to adopt a cat soon!"

fuxxxia: and iw as like "really? that's awesome, i'm jealous!"

fuxxxia: and she said "yeah, my roommate found him in springfield"

dennis ATTACKS: uh huh

fuxxxia: and i said "oh, that's so nice, what's he like?"

fuxxxia: and she said "well he's 24 pounds and his name is face-eater"

dennis ATTACKS: hahaha

fuxxxia: and i was like, uh, what?

fuxxxia: and i said "how did he get that name?"

fuxxxia: and she said "well, his owner died..."

dennis ATTACKS: hahaha

dennis ATTACKS: go on!

fuxxxia: they didn't find him for a week!

fuxxxia: she was like "i'm a little freaked out, because he's 24 pounds! and like, how much of that is PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!"

dennis ATTACKS: HAHAHA

fuxxxia: and i was like "yeah, and he already has a taste for human flesh..."